About Me

Ribeiro (Rih-bair-oh) -

  1. To dominate at life by means of green chains of restorative powers used on those around him.

Restoration (Res-tuh-rey-shuh n) -

  1. The process of restoring. 
  2. The rejuvinating of one’s health bar.

Shaman (Shah-muh n) -

  1. Delicious, delightful and all around electrifying.

Me In Real Life:

My name is Brian (Ribeiro).  I work for a terrible hourly rate at a job that allows me to do very little 90% of the time.  When I’m not working I’m trying to get myself an amazing internet girlfriend either through the legendary Myspace, up and coming OKCupid or /2 Trade chat.  When I’m not laying phat game on the ladies I am laying phat heals on the parties.  Unfortunately that is not a metaphor for getting crunk in the club.  I play a lot of World of Warcraft.  While I would easily turn down a night of WoW for a night of the sexin’ – such nights are few and far between so instead I settle for Chain Heals and Happy Meals (Strudles).

If you want to get to know me, come into my world and give me a wink or a /poke.

Me In Real (E)Life:

I’m a Troll Rest-Shaman and I make your health bar my bitch.  I recently moved from the Archimonde server to Alter of Storms to join a friend’s raiding guild, so you will find me as Ribeiro there!

My previous main was a Death Knight who is currently sitting ready to Raid Naxx more extensively (3.4k AP, 2.2.-2.6 DPS).  Before that I had an Elemental Shaman on Alliance Side (Space Goat, much?) that currently sits at 70 in the gear I left him in before taking a hiatus.  The hiatus I returned from once the launch of WOTLK was approaching.  Before that I had a 70 Protadin that I was raiding Kara with but that account is dead and stolen. 

R.I.P. to the Real Faenath.

I have been playing World of Warcraft on and off since launch (had it pre-ordered like a true nerd).  Before my first 70 (Blood Elf Paladin seen above) I diddled with alliance Paladins – had about 5 of them on different servers all at about 45 before I got bored and went to a different MMORPG.  My MMORPG experience in general is epic (sad).

I wrote for MMORPG.com for a short time and now I write here.

Welcome to my world.

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